8-lb. Man Removed From Woman's Vagina

I don't know why, but I recently remembered this hilarious Onion article from years ago. I can't believe I was able to find it in their archives after 10 years! (it is dated October of '97) Come to think of it...I can't believe I still remember the damned thing! It's so much funnier when you're about to have your own eight pound man removed from your vagina. Read it....you will laugh.

"The Onion" Article: 8 lb. Man Removed From Woman's Vagina
"His dazed state, public defecating and lack of clothing suggest
that he is a mentally ill homeless man who was seeking shelter"